dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography

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"I hate going to sleep with you on my mind but not in my bed." - i can’t fucking sleep without you here (via the-psycho-cutie)

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thecorinediaries:

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rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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lydiamartinh:

i want to date a tall boy with brown hair that brings me pizza and a movie when im alone and picks me up in his car and just takes a ride through the countryside and takes silly pictures with me and kisses me a lot and doesn’t mind that 78% of the time im really stupid and embarrassing and look like shit 

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andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.
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